You spend 2 1/2 hours watching Transformers only to find out that while you were watching it, Michael Jackson died. How depressing.
The Dead Sea Scrolls are at the ROM!! →
I wanna go so bad!
Newscast airs ‘Lost’ scene as Flight 447’s last... →
brettjohn: In their rush to air exclusive photos of Flight 447’s destruction, no one in this newsroom stopped to ask the logical questions, such as: 1) How did the camera survive? and 2) Why are the photos in wide-screen format? The answers, of course, are: 1) Because the footage is from Lost. And, 2) because the footage is from Lost
Grand Bend's AQuafest →
First one ever.
LOST is coming to Walt Disney World →
fuckyeahdisneyworld: They will be turning the old discovery island into the island from the television show LOST.
I HAVE 3 KIDS REGISTERED FOR MY CAMP!!!!!!!
At dinner with my family
Sam: Yeah, I failed gr. 10 math.
Mark: Well Sam, what I'd like to know is what were your parents doing while you were failing math?
Mom: Excuse me?
Recommended leisure pursuit of the day:
Lounging in the shade on the front porch watching Season 2 of Arrested Development.
We can make our plans, but the Lord determines our steps.
OMG ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
Where have you been my whole life
Sweet Home Style →
The Force →
What they don't teach in ERS
Dad: Hey Mark, do you know why polar bears don't eat penguins?
Mark: Oh um...I don't know. I'll have to google it.
This is kinda lame but...
I’ve never been to a convocation. What should I wear?
we saw the queen. and daniel radcliffe. not. last two things are not true.– Katie Yantzi, telling me about her adventures in England
i'm still a dooooooooooooooork!
cause i left myself signed on again!!!
My pastor just wrote a book →
I am excited to read it.
Sheldon Cooper →
Happiest People Ever →
I just looked up Harvard's MBA. Just for fun.
It costs over $76 000 USD.
Amanda: Well, I got my bangs cut today!
Mark: Yeah, I noticed.
Amanda: No you didn't.
Mark: Nah, I didn't.
The best thing about having contacts
is wearing sunglasses.
I don't like where this is going
At youth tonight, Mark decides it would be funny to start being a matchmaker, and writes “ALLIE + NOAH = <3” all over the parking lot at church. How do the youth retaliate against such behaviour? By writing “AMANDA + MARK = <3” all over the parking lot.
(Amanda comes out of the church drying a bucket with a tea towel)
M'Lynn: HEY! We have those at home!
Amanda: You have tea towels at home...?
i'm a dooooooork!!!
i left myself signed on tumblr and my awesome sister got onto it yaaaaaaaaay!
What Should I plant in My Garden
erikthefrosh: I have a garden and i need ideas of what to plant in it. It is 40 feet squared, part shade to full shade. There are three levels sperated by a rock wall. There are already daylilies, irises and lilacs in it. What else should I add? Hostas and Coral Bells are excellent for shade! And come in many wonderful varieties!