Mark helps clean up dinner
Mark: Amanda, what should I do now?
Amanda: Uhh put these carrots away.
Mark: Where do they go?
Amanda: Back in the bag. (hands Mark the bag)
Mark: But...the hole's so small...how do they go back in?
MWR : Conrad Grebel: A rich harvest, on campus and... →
erikthefrosh: urbanpringle: Erik will one day be a household name in global mennonite circles. That is my life goal. One magazine at a time….. Also how did you find it, do you regularly read MWR??? Way to start the article with a BANG. I approve.
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I love Matt Cunnington
Ok, so I’m looking through those little notes we all put above our beds in the XQUAD, cause I’ve kept them all, and there’s only from Matt that has a “Matt-in-the-box” and I was trying to remember why there was a Matt-in-the-box, and then it came to me: it was when Funkacinni and Matt had their room decorated like a laundromat for Fall Fair Day, and they had lots of...
Cardboard Love →
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The MosQuito Ringtone →
Disregard the capital Q.
So I'm doing laundry today
and I had my brother’s dress shirt hanging over the deck railing because I was going to hang it up on a hanger and I didn’t want it to get wrinkled, so as I’m going to pick it up there is frigging cat snot all over because a cat had come up beside me and sneezed all over Sam’s shirt and now there’s cat snot on it and I had to throw it back in the dirty laundry.
64 Things Every Geek Should Know →
THERE IS NOT A SINGLE WOODEN SPOON IN THIS HOUSE
My fam broke them all.
Paul Rudd Loves You →
2 songs I just heard on the radio
1) Turn the Beat Around 2) John Mayer’s newly redone song “Your Body is a Holy Temple”
Oh.....! So that's how
lickystickypicky: In the 1400’s a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have “the rule of thumb”. Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled “Gentlemen Only…Ladies Forbidden”…and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was...
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Dogs Looking Like People →
I just did the suck-all-the-air-out-of-the-bag...
I have been home for a mere few hours and it already smells like pig crap outside. Literally. Welcome to a summer in Huron County.
everything is easier when you blast your music...
It was nice knowing you.
Oma loooooves Tyra
Me: Haha, my roommates were watching the Tyra show this week.
Mom: You watch that show??
Me: We don't watch it because we get anything out of it, we watch it because Tyra is ridiculous and hilarious. This week Tyra had on girls who were upset that people confused their ethnicity. The Korean girl got annoyed that people thought she was Chinese.
Oma: And the Chinese girl was annoyed people thought she was Korean.
Barking at the Moon by Jenny Lewis for the Bolt...
Peter Mullen is Hot.
(via yahtz) and you are meant to be together.
The Indigo MBA Reading List →
Since I have no current plans to pursue an MBA, this makes me excited for my reading options once I graduate.
this time searching for videos for “parks and recreation” on youtube.
I'm all alone in my apartment
and I’m going to blare every version of Africa I have. Because I can.
I was searching for the Jesse James video from the Apprentice last night and I got rickrolled.
abp: Zac and Vanessa are engaged! Check it out: http://www.sugarslam.com/zac-efron-and-vanessa-hudgens-will-be-married-by-september/ this makes me wish there was a “hate” option instead of a “like” option on tumblr.
DONE LECTURES FOREVER
Urban Word of the Day: LDOC
Last Day Of Class. Used by students in away messages and Facebook status updates to denote their sheer enthusiasm at realizing the semester has come to an end. Exponentially more exciting when it is the LDOC of the year or LDOC of school. Today seems to be my LDOC.